maanantai 3. joulukuuta 2012

Rudolph the EDNOS’d Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Döner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the EDNOS’d Reindeer
Had a too tight pantyhose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say all shows.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him fat;
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer frat.
Then one steamy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your hose so tight,
Won't you go all gay tonight?
Then all the reindeer ’loved’ him
As they shouted out with fuss,
Rudolph the EDNOS’d Reindeer,
You'll go down on all of us.

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