Rudolph the EDNOS’d Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen

Comet and Cupid and Döner and Blitzen

But do you recall

The most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the EDNOS’d Reindeer

Had a too tight pantyhose,

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say all shows.

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him fat;

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in any reindeer frat.
Then one steamy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say,

Rudolph with your hose so tight,

Won't you go all gay tonight?
Then all the reindeer ’loved’ him

As they shouted out with fuss,

Rudolph the EDNOS’d Reindeer,

You'll go down on all of us.

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